The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling
I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching porn so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French crot word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women memek know bokeh and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. porn They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they memek described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's porn what you should be doing.'
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women porn were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate bokeh cousins - was to alert nearby memek males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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